Candy Lyrics

Whoah oh, oh ohWhoah oh, oh ohHis name is Jeremy, working in ITNever questions why he has always beenAn extra careful guy, sensitive and shyRisk assessment is his investment in a l...Read Full Lyrics

True story: In eighth grade I was short, had glasses and a squeaky ass voice that refused to change. Two things dominated my thoughts: James Cartino and John Lennon. Cartino I came...Read Full Lyrics

I'm feeling pretty boredThere's nobody homeHey, I think I'll play in the bathroomI'll play with my toys in the bathroomHey, look, the medicine cabinet's openWhat's this, hey, it's ...Read Full Lyrics

Hey CharlieWhat happened last night?Fall asleep underneath a lawnmower?Charlie got a haircutCharlie got a haircutShut up!Charlie got a haircutShut up!Charlie got a haircutShut up!S...Read Full Lyrics

I never cared, but I worrySeems like you're in a hurryWait a minute, what's the story?Why is it my vision's blurry?My head's on fireMy head's on fireMy head's on fireMy head's on f...Read Full Lyrics

FishI like to eat fishMackerel, trout, halibutAnd sometimes even salmonBut my favorite kind of fish of allIs sardinesSardines on sandwich bread with mayonaisseMmm, good, nummy-numm...Read Full Lyrics

Once upona time there was a guy named JoeAnd Joe hated his jobHe woke up in the morning, he was late for workJoe hated his jobHe went out to the car to start itHis tires were flat ...Read Full Lyrics

First, there's lots of kids in my familyThere's my sister JanMy sister Jan is a ballet dancerShe takes ballet lessons and she's really goodI've seen her dance, she dances really go...Read Full Lyrics

Went to the grocery storeWith my mom the other dayWe bought some milkIt had pictures of abducted childrenMy picture was on the milk carton with all the rest of themWhy was my pictu...Read Full Lyrics

Pull off its headPull off its headSee what's insideYour sister's not aroundPull off its headPull off its headMaybe there's some brains insidePull off i's headYou won't get in troub...Read Full Lyrics