Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Man Lyrics

Paul Anka: To stop those monsters 1-2-3,Here's a fresh new way that's trouble-free,It's got Paul Anka's guarantee...Lisa: Guarantee void in Tennessee.Both: Just don't look!Just don...Read Full Lyrics

Krusty: They bite!And light!And bite and light and bite!Bite bi-bi-yadda-yadda...You know what I'm talkin' about....Read Full Lyrics

Homer: Hey big spender, dig this blender,Rainbow suspenders, hey big spender!Citizens: We surrender!Homer: Speeeeeeend some dough at table three....Read Full Lyrics

(to the tune of "Staying Alive")Homer: Ah ah ah ah Table Five, Table Five,Ah ah ah ah Table Fiiii-i-i-iii-i-i-iii-i-i-ive,Table Five, Table Five....Read Full Lyrics

Hitch that team up, Jebediah Springfield,Whip them horses, let them wagons roll,That a people might embiggen America,That a man might embiggen his soul,His soul...His soul......Read Full Lyrics

Kid: Hey, who left all this garbage on the steps of Congress?Amendment: I'm not garbage.(starts singing)I'm an amendment-to-be, yes an amendment-to-be,And I'm hoping that they'll r...Read Full Lyrics

Can I borrow a feelin'? Could you send me a jar of love? Hurtin' hearts need some healin', Take my hand with your glove of love!...Read Full Lyrics

Lisa: If you wish to be our sitter,Please be sweet and never bitter.Help us with math and book reports,Bart: Might I add - eat my shorts!(spoken)Lisa: Bart!Bart: Just cuttin' throu...Read Full Lyrics

Shary: In front of a tavern,Flat on his face,A boozehound named BarneyIs pleading his case.Barney: Buy me a beer,Two bucks a glass.Come on, help me,I'm freezing my ass.Buy me brand...Read Full Lyrics

Rainier Wolfcastle: Mein bratwurst has a first name,It's F-R-I-T-Z,Mein bratwurst has a second name,It's S-C-H-N-A-C-K-E-N-P-F-E-F-F-E-R-H-A-U-S-E-N....Read Full Lyrics