A Letter To Shania Twain Lyrics

Call the doctor Earl is bleeding Tried to pet my pit bull Sam That stupid Moron he knows better Now he's in the doctors office And he ain't got no fricken hands....Read Full Lyrics

Donny the Retard Had a 8 pound water head He was 5 foot 3 And he said to me "i like tater tots". "i like tater tots" May be changed to "my name's Donny" Its actually "I like B...Read Full Lyrics

You better watch out, I think she's a guy, I'm not quite sure, But somethin ain't right... Hilary Clinton's Coming to town...Read Full Lyrics

This is the story of the first Thanksgiving, once again by my drunk grandpa: Many years ago... Christopher Columbus and his pilgrim buddies come to America on a boat called the Ma...Read Full Lyrics

Get a Job You Bum Bum Bum Bum Bum Money don't grow on trees You Bum Bum Bum Bum Bum...Read Full Lyrics

I pissed my pants The toilet was just to far I drunk too much damn beer I tried to hold it in But my bladder just gave in And I pissed right through my drawers Right through my wra...Read Full Lyrics

O little girl from Birmingham, how good you look in jeans. I'd love to take you on a date, but your teeth are so damn green....Read Full Lyrics

I wish my mother-in-law'd get hit by a car I wish my mother-in-law'd get hit by a car I wish my mother-in-law'd get hit by a car So I wouldn't have to listen to her.... Bitch...Read Full Lyrics

On the first night in the titty club, We was checking out all the chicks. There was black ones and whites ones, brunettes and blondes, Look at the size of that red heads tits. The ...Read Full Lyrics

Woo! Somebody done been to the Walmart Man, this is the stuff I got for Christmas Well you cleaned up, whatcha get? 5 flannel shirts, 4 big mud tires 3 shot gun shells, 2 huntin' ...Read Full Lyrics