Donny The Retard Lyrics

You better watch out, I think she's a guy, I'm not quite sure, But somethin ain't right... Hilary Clinton's Coming to town...Read Full Lyrics

This is the story of the first Thanksgiving, once again by my drunk grandpa: Many years ago... Christopher Columbus and his pilgrim buddies come to America on a boat called the Ma...Read Full Lyrics

Get a Job You Bum Bum Bum Bum Bum Money don't grow on trees You Bum Bum Bum Bum Bum...Read Full Lyrics

I pissed my pants The toilet was just to far I drunk too much damn beer I tried to hold it in But my bladder just gave in And I pissed right through my drawers Right through my wra...Read Full Lyrics

O little girl from Birmingham, how good you look in jeans. I'd love to take you on a date, but your teeth are so damn green....Read Full Lyrics

I wish my mother-in-law'd get hit by a car I wish my mother-in-law'd get hit by a car I wish my mother-in-law'd get hit by a car So I wouldn't have to listen to her.... Bitch...Read Full Lyrics

On the first night in the titty club, We was checking out all the chicks. There was black ones and whites ones, brunettes and blondes, Look at the size of that red heads tits. The ...Read Full Lyrics

Woo! Somebody done been to the Walmart Man, this is the stuff I got for Christmas Well you cleaned up, whatcha get? 5 flannel shirts, 4 big mud tires 3 shot gun shells, 2 huntin' ...Read Full Lyrics

Nobody likes a redneck Until their car breaks down then everybody likes a redneck Well I like me a redneck santy clause Redneck santy clause has his slay on lifts Drinks old milwau...Read Full Lyrics

Blue Balls Blue balls Its dollar night at the titty-club See Them Dance On My Pants Soon it will be Bathroom Time...Read Full Lyrics