Accept My Shaft Lyrics

Part I: Prologue [Narrator] Somewhere deep in the slow, eternal dance of the heavens drifts a planet called simply "Earth" And among the otherwise unremarkable population of th...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1] Today was my birthday party It was so moving I cried I had a super happy good time Until most of my best friends died (Oh God!) So I ran into the bedroom Where ther...Read Full Lyrics

[Dan] Uh. Oh yeah, that's right. Come on, girl. This buttsex is too cold, This buttsex is too hot, This buttsex is just right. Buttsex Goldilocks A door opens [Docto...Read Full Lyrics

[Intro] Ninja Brian, I think I figured out why our quest to be the world's most intense metal band hasn't panned out yet. It's because people think we're soft! We have to write a ...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1] Hey boys and girls This ninja science lesson's gonna rock your world Now close your eyes and travel back in time With me and Ninja Bri It's gonna blow your mind to s...Read Full Lyrics

[Intro] [Danny] Yo Ninja Brian, you see that high schooler over there getting pushed around? This looks like a job for the Cool Patrol! [Verse 1] Hey Kid! (Yo!) You're getting...Read Full Lyrics

[Intro] Why hello there. You're a very attractive young lady I'd like to ask you out on the hottest of dates I see that you have a lot of other gentlemen suitors Allow me to ma...Read Full Lyrics

[Danny:] Ninja Brian, all the kids are listening to Dubstep And we don't have a Dubstep song. You know what to do Rag time-esque music DUBSTEP! Nailed it ...Read Full Lyrics

(Intro:) Babe, you know I love you, but it's hard to find time to spend together You've got your career I've got, my…uh I do stuff But I'll find a way to work this out Let's...Read Full Lyrics

Oh my god, Stacy! Did I tell you about my date with Steve last week? You went out with Steve? He's so cute! I know! He took me out to this little restaurant- Everybody shut u...Read Full Lyrics