Eating Food In The Shower Lyrics

Oh my god, Stacy! Did I tell you about my date with Steve last week? You went out with Steve? He's so cute! I know! He took me out to this little restaurant- Everybody shut u...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1] Hey pretty lady, you're looking real fine This is our first date: I'm not like other guys I can tell that you have played it safe your whole life So let's get naughty...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1] When I first looked in your eyes You were more than just a beauty to me All my senses shot straight up I was rock hard emotionally [Pre-Chorus] The fact that you ...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1] I want my P in your V Want you to S on my D Gotta J Off on your T's Then FYI I wanna F your A OMG, Just stuff your mouth with my Bs Don't LOL at my C And FYI I wan...Read Full Lyrics

Ready! Here we go! Hey! Hey Buddy! Guess what Gotta a fun message for you Hey dude! Listen Up! This is important And its from you know who! ME! First you take a G then a...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1] I am the toughest fucking ninja That you've ever seen I killed a king And changed the course of European history But that's all in the past I am changing fast I'...Read Full Lyrics

[Intro] You know, a lot of people come up to us and say "Hey Danny Sexbang and Ninja Brian You guys wear a lot of spandex and live together. Are you gay?" Pff, I have to laugh ...Read Full Lyrics

Why, hello there. My name is Danny Sexbang, and welcome to Ninja Sex Party's third album: 'Attitude City' I've been informed by scientists that this album's loin excitement r...Read Full Lyrics

[Danny Sexbang] Buongiorno! That's hello in Spanish My name is Danny Sexbang and I'd like to welcome you to Ninja Sex Party's sixth album, Cool Patrol! Can you believe it's been...Read Full Lyrics

Oh, hey! My name is Danny. Danny Sexbang Welcome to my top secret sexitorium Won't you hold on a moment while I stop having sex? Cool, thanks I suppose you're wondering why N...Read Full Lyrics