Cool Patrol Lyrics

[Intro] Why hello there. You're a very attractive young lady I'd like to ask you out on the hottest of dates I see that you have a lot of other gentlemen suitors Allow me to ma...Read Full Lyrics

[Danny:] Ninja Brian, all the kids are listening to Dubstep And we don't have a Dubstep song. You know what to do Rag time-esque music DUBSTEP! Nailed it ...Read Full Lyrics

(Intro:) Babe, you know I love you, but it's hard to find time to spend together You've got your career I've got, my…uh I do stuff But I'll find a way to work this out Let's...Read Full Lyrics

Oh my god, Stacy! Did I tell you about my date with Steve last week? You went out with Steve? He's so cute! I know! He took me out to this little restaurant- Everybody shut u...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1] Hey pretty lady, you're looking real fine This is our first date: I'm not like other guys I can tell that you have played it safe your whole life So let's get naughty...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1] When I first looked in your eyes You were more than just a beauty to me All my senses shot straight up I was rock hard emotionally [Pre-Chorus] The fact that you ...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1] I want my P in your V Want you to S on my D Gotta J Off on your T's Then FYI I wanna F your A OMG, Just stuff your mouth with my Bs Don't LOL at my C And FYI I wan...Read Full Lyrics

Ready! Here we go! Hey! Hey Buddy! Guess what Gotta a fun message for you Hey dude! Listen Up! This is important And its from you know who! ME! First you take a G then a...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1] I am the toughest fucking ninja That you've ever seen I killed a king And changed the course of European history But that's all in the past I am changing fast I'...Read Full Lyrics

[Intro] You know, a lot of people come up to us and say "Hey Danny Sexbang and Ninja Brian You guys wear a lot of spandex and live together. Are you gay?" Pff, I have to laugh ...Read Full Lyrics