Accountancy Shanty Lyrics

All things dull and ugly, All creatures short and squat, All things rude and nasty, The Lord God made the lot. Each little snake that poisons, Each little wasp that stings, He made...Read Full Lyrics

Some things in life are bad They can really make you mad Other things just make you swear And curse When you're chewing on Life's gristle Don't grumble, give a whistle And this'll ...Read Full Lyrics

I'd like to have an argument, please. Certainly, sir. Have you been here before? No, this is my first time. I see. Well, were you thinking of taking a five minute argument or a cou...Read Full Lyrics

Bravely bold Sir Robin Rode forth from Camelot He was not afraid to die Oh Brave Sir Robin He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways Brave, Brave, Brave Brave Sir Robin. ...Read Full Lyrics

Immanuel Kant was a real pissant Who was very rarely stable Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar Who could think you under the table David Hume could out-consume Wilhelm ...Read Full Lyrics

Brian. The babe they called 'Brian', He grew,... Grew, grew, and grew-- Grew up to be-- grew up to be A boy called 'Brian'-- A boy called 'Brian'. He had arms... And legs... And ha...Read Full Lyrics

Good Morning Morning, sir Welcome to the National Cheese Emporium Ah, thank you, my good man What can I do for you, sir? Well, I was sitting in the public library On Thurmon Stree...Read Full Lyrics

Spoken: good evening ladies and gentlemen. It's truly A real honorable experience to be here this evening. A very wonderful and warm and emotional moment for All of us. And I'd l...Read Full Lyrics

Right-o, darling, yeah, I'll be home about, uh, 8: 30. No, no, I'm going on bike. Beethoven's gone, but his music lives on, And Mozart don't go shopping no more. You'll never me...Read Full Lyrics

Orchestra Leader: A-one, two, a-one two three four Leader: Half a bee, philisophically, Must ipso facto half not be. But half a bee has got to be Vis a vis it's entity. -d'you see?...Read Full Lyrics