Good Morning
Morning, sir
Welcome to the National Cheese Emporium
Ah, thank you, my good man
What can I do for you, sir?
Well, I was sitting in the public library
On Thurmon Stree...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Monty Python
Spoken: good evening ladies and gentlemen. It's truly
A real honorable experience to be here this evening.
A very wonderful and warm and emotional moment for
All of us. And I'd l...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Monty Python
Right-o, darling, yeah, I'll be home about, uh, 8: 30.
No, no, I'm going on bike.
Beethoven's gone, but his music lives on,
And Mozart don't go shopping no more.
You'll never me...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Monty Python
Orchestra
Leader: A-one, two, a-one two three four
Leader: Half a bee, philisophically,
Must ipso facto half not be.
But half a bee has got to be
Vis a vis it's entity.
-d'you see?...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Monty Python
Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore
Galloping through the sward
Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore
And his horse Concorde
He steals from the rich
And gives to the poor
Mr. Moore, Mr. Moore, Mr. Moo...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Monty Python
Whenever life gets you down, Mrs. Brown,
And things seem hard or tough,
And people are stupid, obnoxious or daft,
And you feel that you've had quite eno-o-o-o-o-ough,
Just remembe...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Monty Python
Chorus: Finland, Finland, Finland.
The country where I want to be,
Pony trekking or camping,
Or just watching tv.
Finland, Finland, Finland,
It's the country for me.
Verse: You're ...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Monty Python
And now I want to turn you to Sumeria,... 787
(music begins)
(Horn Blows)
Hello? ...... Hello?!
Hello? Who is it?
It Is King Arthur and these are my knights of the round table,
Who...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Monty Python
[Chorus:]
Ho ho fucking ho,
What a crock o' shit,
We all work for Santa Claus,
We've had enough, we quit.
Cos we do all the fuckin' work while he stars in the show,
Stick yer Chris...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Monty Python
Ho, ho fuckin' ho,
What a crock o' shit!
We all work for Santa Claus,
We've 'ad enough, we quit!
We do all the fuckin' work,
While 'ee stars in the show!
Stick yer Christmas up ye...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Monty Python