Ain't No One Getting Laid Lyrics

Call the number on your screen. Talk to the girl of your dreams. Tell her how you really feel. You can't touch her, but she's real. 1-900-loser. 1-900-loser. 1-900-loser. You're a...Read Full Lyrics

I saw you standing there. You had big green eyes and long blonde hair. Those fish net stockings I just couldn't bare. When you bent over I had to stare. Cause a girl like you make...Read Full Lyrics

She came up to me at the show. She made me wish i didn't go. She asked me if i liked that band. I said, "no, they're kinda bland." She said, "my brother's in that group." I said, "...Read Full Lyrics

Everyday i punch in, everyday i punch out. I wanna punch my boss right in the fuckin' mouth. My boss is a jerk and i don't wanna work. Stuck in a dead end job. It makes me sick. S...Read Full Lyrics

She's walking, talking, and she's breathing. Everything you need. But there's something so special. Man there's something so unique. They're perfect in every way. There's not much ...Read Full Lyrics

Take my gun out of my holster. My pants drop to the ground. Jump up and pull the trigger. I scream with every round. Got a big fat bag, in which i carry all my loot. Yeah, yeah the...Read Full Lyrics

People tell me everyday, "you better grow up and change your ways." I tell 'em that I ain't gonna listen. So you can stop your moanin' and pissin'. Fuck you, I'll do what I want. ...Read Full Lyrics

Doing it for the kids. Doing it for the kids. Doing it for the kids. Doing it for the kids. Quit my job so the band could play. Sit at home and watch tv all day. Waiting to go out...Read Full Lyrics

D U M B D is for dumb you're as stupid as can be U are unimportant you mean nothing to me M is for your mother for not aborting you B is 'cause you're boring and I don't like you ...Read Full Lyrics

See 'em on the corner showing their fat thighs. See 'em in a mini-skirt. I can't believe my eyes. I would never pay to fuck a thing like that. She ain't just ugly, she's fucking fa...Read Full Lyrics