Al 'n Yetta Lyrics

Oh, here's a song, An average song. It's not too short, It's not too long. It's not too high, It's not too low, It's not too fast, It's not too slow. It's not too old, It'...Read Full Lyrics

+America's A Nice Italian Name I live in Italy, the sky is sunny. 't'sa nice-a place. 't'sa nice-a place. And if you think the way I talk is funny, Shaddup-a you face. Shaddup-a ...Read Full Lyrics

Automation (Alan Sherman) It was automation, I know That was what was making the factory go It was ibm It was Univac It was all those gears going Clickity clack, dear I thought aut...Read Full Lyrics

+Barry Is The Baby's Name We'll call him Barry, Barry. That'll be the baby's name. We thought of Lance or Josh, But, oh, my gosh, They're not the same. But if it's Barry, Barry, Th...Read Full Lyrics

Beautiful teamsters, please let me join 'Can't drive a truck, but I'm willing to loin Beautiful teamsters, I love youse all That's why I'm standing by your union hall I would be p...Read Full Lyrics

My name is Charlie Blumberg And I travel everywhere 'Cause I'm a traveling salesman, So I fly from here to there In every town I visit Folks must think I'm really swell 'Caus...Read Full Lyrics

Call me Efrem Zimbalist, Get me Bobby Kennedy, Then call Dave Ben-Gurion, too. Then tell Carol Baker I'm home, now; Tell her Mastroianni sends love from Rome now. Then get Han...Read Full Lyrics

Chim chiminey, chim chiminey, chim-chim-cheree; Those are three words that don't make sense to me. But I'm used to words that don't make sense to me, From all those commercials ...Read Full Lyrics

(Parody of "Downtown" by Petula Clark) Mommy and Dad are never nervous or mad When you teenagers go downtown. Daddy and Mom just stay at home and be calm And watch the late late s...Read Full Lyrics

Down, down, down, down, down... Down, down, down...) The sweetest things in life Don't stay around for very long. They come and go and don't come back again. While they're her...Read Full Lyrics