All I Wanna Do Is Fuck (Myself Tonight) Lyrics

[Verse 1] I fell in love with someone sweet and pure But you became the world's biggest whore I went away for a few weeks or more You fucked more dudes than I fucked girls on t...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1] Tie a couple lassos around those tits Pour syrup on her ass like she's chicken and grits Make her wear a mask like Nikki Sixx Bring a german shepherd on into the mix ...Read Full Lyrics

I'm in Tokyo Looking for a Ho Tried to score some blow But I don't speak Japanese Find a geisha girl Take her for a whirl Wrap a tuna roll on my dick And the bitch is on her knees ...Read Full Lyrics

I see your boobies and I wanna screw Lookin' at you makes my balls turn blue I wanna see you in a little bikini Wrappin' your boobs around my fat weenie Big Boobs Are totall...Read Full Lyrics

You said you wanted to open up the doors to our bedroom You said my cock was nice but left a little too much headroom So I called some of the boys and I set it up How was I to k...Read Full Lyrics

Big Vagina Syndrome is becoming a common disease Ladies that have this affliction are never easy to please If you poke someone with B.V.S. there's not much you can do It's like ...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1] I would give you the stars in the sky But they’re too far away If you were a hooker, you’d know I’d be happy to pay If suddenly you were a guy I’d be sudden...Read Full Lyrics

If you love your lady then here's some good advice If you want her to stay with you then don't go treating her nice If you buy her flowers she'll drop you twice as fast So do wh...Read Full Lyrics

Alright! Yeah! C-c-come on! Fuck the Goo Goo Dolls, they can suck my balls They look like the dogs that hang out at the mall Eminem can suck it, so can Dr. Dre They can s...Read Full Lyrics

I see you staring at me, just like I'm staring at you I wanna go for a ride, up on your ass and your boobs I want my cock up inside, on your Fallopian tubes Baby I don't need to...Read Full Lyrics