Asian Hooker Lyrics

I see your boobies and I wanna screw Lookin' at you makes my balls turn blue I wanna see you in a little bikini Wrappin' your boobs around my fat weenie Big Boobs Are totall...Read Full Lyrics

You said you wanted to open up the doors to our bedroom You said my cock was nice but left a little too much headroom So I called some of the boys and I set it up How was I to k...Read Full Lyrics

Big Vagina Syndrome is becoming a common disease Ladies that have this affliction are never easy to please If you poke someone with B.V.S. there's not much you can do It's like ...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1] I would give you the stars in the sky But they’re too far away If you were a hooker, you’d know I’d be happy to pay If suddenly you were a guy I’d be sudden...Read Full Lyrics

If you love your lady then here's some good advice If you want her to stay with you then don't go treating her nice If you buy her flowers she'll drop you twice as fast So do wh...Read Full Lyrics

Alright! Yeah! C-c-come on! Fuck the Goo Goo Dolls, they can suck my balls They look like the dogs that hang out at the mall Eminem can suck it, so can Dr. Dre They can s...Read Full Lyrics

I see you staring at me, just like I'm staring at you I wanna go for a ride, up on your ass and your boobs I want my cock up inside, on your Fallopian tubes Baby I don't need to...Read Full Lyrics

Woah! Woah! I went down on her last night From what I understand baby, that’s alright I didn’t screw her — that’s the truth But I ate that vagina through and through...Read Full Lyrics

Here we go Whoa Ooh whooa She's looking good From head to toe She's licking her paws, yeah She's ready to blow Got-a teeth like razors And claws like knives She's read...Read Full Lyrics

I saw her drinkin' beer Eatin' peanuts by the bar I was pretty desperate And I knew she had a car She said her name was Debbie She was a friend of Jenny Craig's She had boobs like ...Read Full Lyrics