With styles like Ilona in the 80's
And a revolution going on inside a farm town in haiti
Psychiatrists want to shrink my balls and
Tell me that I'm nuts cause my lps got self infli...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - The Mad Conductor
A fish pitched up by an angry sea
I gasped on land, then I became me
A product of the sun coughed up on the beach
In black chinos cut off below the knees
With a salt parched throat...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - The Mad Conductor
Quick to draw, I've seen this place before
Part the sand I want the rubies and the gold doubloons
I've been hitinn' the saloon since high-noon
Mucho tequila now I'm fired up
Wormwo...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - The Mad Conductor
Sex sells but you can get arrested if you buy it
So I myself have yet to be a client
Plus I'm dead broke and it feels wrong
Like when I'm watching check and double check and it mak...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - The Mad Conductor
All I want is tuna, dolphin safe tuna
My nest are the depths of the black laguna
Delirious fo'serious mercury exposure to the fetus
Whoever thought that fetus could defeat us
My de...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - The Mad Conductor
Get back, I'm wiggin out my stem cells
And I'm way too fat for an umbiblical belt
I got blood in my feces, I thought I found jesus
It turned out to be a fetus that was ripe with di...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - The Mad Conductor
All his life was channel 13
Loaded guns in his face
Couldn't handle the scene
Of a one horse town
In southeast South Dakota
The pressure of putting cracks in his powell-peralta
A C...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - The Mad Conductor
The tiger got to hunt
The bird got to fly
The man got to sit and wonder why
The tiger got to sleep
The bird got to land
The man got to tell himself one day he'll understand
They c...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - The Mad Conductor
When I come through
Everything floats
Sell your bike
And get yourself a boat
I aint no clown
And I won't pass
You'll surely drown
If you have no raft
You're like doonesbury
You mak...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - The Mad Conductor
I keep my clothes in a casket
I sleep on a mattress
The only suitcase that I own is a basket
I talk politics with unruly Chinamen
I like my water a third oxyen and two parts hydrog...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - The Mad Conductor