Always Look On the Bright Side of Life [The Unofficial England Football Lyrics

Never be rude to an ArabAn Israeli, or Saudi, or JewNever be rude to an IrishmanNo matter what you doNever poke fun at a N*ggerA Spick, or a Wop, or a Kraut And never put down(Expl...Read Full Lyrics

Why are we here , what's life all about ?Is God really real , or is there some doubt ?Well tonight we're going to sort it all outFor tonight it's the meaning of lifeWhat's the poin...Read Full Lyrics

I'm a lumberjackAnd I'm OKI sleep all night and I work all day(He's a lumberjackAnd he's OKHe sleeps all night and he works all day)I cut down treesI eat my lunchI go to the lavatr...Read Full Lyrics

Whenever life gets you down, Mrs. Brown,And things seem hard or tough,And people are stupid, obnoxious or daft,And you feel that you've had quite eno-o-o-o-o-ough,Just remember tha...Read Full Lyrics

Why are we here , what's life all about ?Is God really real , or is there some doubt ?Well tonight we're going to sort it all outFor tonight it's the meaning of lifeWhat's the poin...Read Full Lyrics

Bravely bold Sir Robin Rode forth from Camelot. He was not afraid to die, Oh brave Sir Robin. He was not at all afraid To be killed in nasty ways. Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Ro...Read Full Lyrics

Presenter Hello, good evening, and welcome to'Blackmail'! And to start tonight's programme, we go toPreston in Lancashire, and Mrs Betty Teal!Cut to a slightly blurred black and wh...Read Full Lyrics

I Like traffic lights.I Like traffic lights.I Like traffic lights,No matter where they've been.I Like traffic lights.I Like traffic lights.I Like traffic lights.I Like traffic ligh...Read Full Lyrics

Good MorningMorning, sirWelcome to the National Cheese EmporiumAh, thank you, my good manWhat can I do for you, sir?Well, I was sitting in the public libraryOn Thurmon Street just ...Read Full Lyrics

We're knights of the round tableWe dance whenever we're ableWe do routines and chorus scenesWith footwork impeccableWe dine well here in CamelotWe eat ham and jam and spam a lotWe'...Read Full Lyrics