Cows With Guns Lyrics

Chipmunks roasting on an open fire Hot sauce dripping from their toes (â??Oh! That tickles!â??) Yuletide squirrels fresh filleted by the choir They poked hot skewers thro...Read Full Lyrics

Please, Don't put out this turd. It's a piece of crap to me Can hardly hear the words... Whatever happened to, The rights to Love me Do? We made Michael Jackson one rich mother...Read Full Lyrics

Dark Side Of Naboo (Dark Side Of The Moon/Eclipse-Pink Floyd) The Jedi knights are on the glass You get one free when pumping gas There's Jar-Jar Binx and rubber Yoda masks Got t...Read Full Lyrics

(to the tune of ac/Cd - Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap) If you're havin trouble with you barnyard friends Youve got a thing for ewes Been countin sheep but you're not in bed Heres wh...Read Full Lyrics

Frosty the pervert in a trench coat he did go to a the school yard to expose his dick and balls made of snow Frosty the pervert all the kids he liked to watch his dick did grow wh...Read Full Lyrics

I'm getting fatter all the time. I used to be size 32 and I never gave. My jeans used to fit, I looked cool. Now I'm not the same. Put on a few pounds, my shape's getting round. An...Read Full Lyrics

Have yourself an Ozzy little Christmas Give a bat a bite Decorate your devil head with twinkling lights [Female singers] Ozzy Christmas Ozzy family Christmas Have yourself an Ozz...Read Full Lyrics

(Hello, I Love You - Doors) Hello I love you Lets get tested for aids You know I trust you But you can't tell these days Hello I love you Lets get tested for aids You know I want ...Read Full Lyrics

And now, I'm going to do a song with great social and political influence. It goes like this... Oh Lord, won't you buy me a Honda Accord. Mercedes insurance I cannot afford. If I d...Read Full Lyrics

I am Santa Claus Ho ho ho ho ho Flying Through the snow Can you hear him ho ho ho He's so full of cheer Only has to work one day a year Children in their beds Visions of sugar plum...Read Full Lyrics