Burgers On The Grill Lyrics

I was a little too stuffed, had to lose a few pounds, Pants too tight, seams bustin' out. Just had a big burrito with beans and rice, Salsa on top, with some extra spice, Lots of e...Read Full Lyrics

(Convoy - CW McCall) ('Well, hello, Mickey17 here.') ('I'm uh, 17 years old.') ('Yeah, tall, blonde hair, blue eyes. People tell me I look like one of the Backstreet Boys.') ('Whi...Read Full Lyrics

Cheney's Got A Gun (Jamie's Got A Gun-Aerosmith) Dick Cheyney's got a gun Dick Cheyney's got a gun The safety's come undone Squinting in the Texas sun What did our leader do? Who...Read Full Lyrics

Fat and docile, big and dumb They look so stupid, they aren't much fun Cows aren't fun They eat to grow, grow to die Die to be et at the hamburger fry Cows well done Nobody thunk...Read Full Lyrics

Chipmunks roasting on an open fire Hot sauce dripping from their toes (â??Oh! That tickles!â??) Yuletide squirrels fresh filleted by the choir They poked hot skewers thro...Read Full Lyrics

Please, Don't put out this turd. It's a piece of crap to me Can hardly hear the words... Whatever happened to, The rights to Love me Do? We made Michael Jackson one rich mother...Read Full Lyrics

Dark Side Of Naboo (Dark Side Of The Moon/Eclipse-Pink Floyd) The Jedi knights are on the glass You get one free when pumping gas There's Jar-Jar Binx and rubber Yoda masks Got t...Read Full Lyrics

(to the tune of ac/Cd - Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap) If you're havin trouble with you barnyard friends Youve got a thing for ewes Been countin sheep but you're not in bed Heres wh...Read Full Lyrics

Frosty the pervert in a trench coat he did go to a the school yard to expose his dick and balls made of snow Frosty the pervert all the kids he liked to watch his dick did grow wh...Read Full Lyrics

I'm getting fatter all the time. I used to be size 32 and I never gave. My jeans used to fit, I looked cool. Now I'm not the same. Put on a few pounds, my shape's getting round. An...Read Full Lyrics