Automatic Husband Lyrics

One of those blonde ladies had a certain hold on me.I went to all her seminars by the Airport in the Double Tree.I even let her use nephew's sea plane in the Bahamas for free.But s...Read Full Lyrics

It's a clear singal from Cairo:calling me back to your arms.Desert winds are strong but they're not strong enough, love of me life.Desert winds are strong but they're not strong en...Read Full Lyrics

These are instructionsFrom me to youSee I have a planThat we must follow throughI will make it so clearThat you'll be in no doubtThese are my instructionsOver and outI know better ...Read Full Lyrics

I never thought it could have happened to me.But on the morning of my eldest daughter'sSecond wedding, I blacked out.They said it was just stress, but I don't think soI couldn't re...Read Full Lyrics

When you're lostWhen you're weakWhen you're lonelyYou'll understandWhat it isTo be a manNot the thingsThat they tell youBelieve meThere is no planSo shape your handsInto a sign lik...Read Full Lyrics

My Baby's angry.He's always so angry;He smiles only when he can give me abuse.What's the use.What's the use?The church bells are busted again.And at cakewalk class I'm out of sync....Read Full Lyrics

Do you remember when this was enough?A simple dreamOn and onBigots slow down your life had just begunA simple dreamOn and offDon't forget this yearPlease don't forget this yearShe ...Read Full Lyrics

Well well wellIt seems we're old enough to know, nowAfter years of keeping quietSuddenly everything to us revealsThe answers that for so long were concealedOh, yes she loved you in...Read Full Lyrics

I got warnings from jealous friends;Cases of borrowed clothesAnd a vial of Dramamine from my mother.And she said, "Forget what mom likes'cause things have changed";Taught me how to...Read Full Lyrics

Listen, I'm so unbored:"The magic word is relax."I'll rub Ho-Toi, his god of happiness,The one that came with or without boys.And Make my wish for the day:No more revenge cobbler o...Read Full Lyrics