Basketball Jones Lyrics

(Cheech:) Took a walk to the corner store Just to buy a loaf of bread and a box of s'mores Up pulled a guy in a yellow van Shiny gold badge flashing in his hand (Chong:) He said, ...Read Full Lyrics

(Bloat, bloat on) Ladies and gentlemen Will you please welcome (Bloat, bloat on) The Fabulous Bloaters (Bloat, bloat, bloat on) (Bloat on, bloat on) Hamburger And my name is Big ...Read Full Lyrics

(Soft knocks at the door) Chong: Who is it? Cheech: It's me, Dave. Open up, man, I got the stuff. (More knocks) Chong: Who is it? Cheech: It's me, Dave, man. Open up, I got the s...Read Full Lyrics

Feat. Alice Bowie My momma talkin' to me tryin' to tell me how to live But I don't listen to her 'cause my head is like a sieve My daddy, he disowned me 'cause I wear my sister's ...Read Full Lyrics

Sitting in my house, and I know that I'm alone, Feeling kinda horny got a tingle in my bone, Go and get my pants off and a picture of Sharen Stone! Heeeey Masterbater! I go a lit...Read Full Lyrics

Hey, Pedro, hey, Pedro Hey, where are ya, man (Over here, man) Pedro (I'm over here, man By the trashcan) Where, I can't see you (Over here where the flies are, man) Oh, I see yo...Read Full Lyrics

Sunny day chasing our cares away and making sure we stay the hell out of Elmo's way, cuz hes one bad mother fucker, hes one bad mother fucker [Chorus:] Elmo pimps hos Elmo pimps h...Read Full Lyrics

I was sitting in the coffee shop Just minding my own affair When all of a sudden, this Policeman caught me unaware Said, is your name Pedro I says, yeah, I guess so Said, then com...Read Full Lyrics

I was drivin' around in Old Mexico. I got lost didn't know what way to go. I was confused, It was late and I was in the fog, I ran over the Taco Bell dog. I felt that smoosh and I...Read Full Lyrics

All my friends know the lowrider. The low-ride-are is a little higher low-rid-er, drives a little slower low-rid-er is a little colder low-rid-er knows every street yeah low-rid-er...Read Full Lyrics