Be-Bop Tango (Of the Old Jazzmen's Church) Lyrics

Sam with the showing scalp flat top, particular about the point it made. Why, when I was knee-high to a grasshopper, this black juice came out on a hard shelled chin. And that call...Read Full Lyrics

FZ: While we're at it, we have a sort of a cowboy song we'd like to do for ya. This is a song that deals with the rapidly approaching 200th birthday of the United States of America...Read Full Lyrics

Frank zappa (lead guitar, vocals) Captain beefheart (harp, vocals) George duke (keyboards, vocals) Napoleon murphy brock (saxophone, vocals) Bruce fowler (trombone) Tom fowler (bas...Read Full Lyrics

Are you with me on this, people?The man with the woman headPolynesian wallpaper made the face stand out,a mixture of Oriental and early vaudeville jazz poofter,forming a hard, beet...Read Full Lyrics

Listen to him go! Wait a minute; we gotta get somethin' real happenin' here He's in there spendin' thousands of dollars 'n' shit... We should make this worthwhile We should We shou...Read Full Lyrics

Why dontcha take it down the seashore, Bernie?...Read Full Lyrics

[includes a quote from Who Needs The Peace Corps?]8:08[...]...Read Full Lyrics

Act ISCENE FIVETHE WET T-SHIRT CONTESTAfter a few weeks on the bus, being porked byToad-O's road crew, and being too exhausted to dotheir laundry on a regular basis, MARY is dumped...Read Full Lyrics

You-you-you-oooLook like a dor-r-r-kYou act like a dorkMost of the time, alsoYou're a dor-r-r-r-k(Butt rash, butt rash, butt ra-iee-ah-iee-ash)You are a double-dork butt rash(Butt ...Read Full Lyrics

FZ: [...] I'll tell you what the story is on the recording of this material. I don't want to take it into the studio until you can play all that stuff from memory and it feels natu...Read Full Lyrics