We Gotta Get Into Something Real Lyrics

Why dontcha take it down the seashore, Bernie?...Read Full Lyrics

[includes a quote from Who Needs The Peace Corps?]8:08[...]...Read Full Lyrics

Act ISCENE FIVETHE WET T-SHIRT CONTESTAfter a few weeks on the bus, being porked byToad-O's road crew, and being too exhausted to dotheir laundry on a regular basis, MARY is dumped...Read Full Lyrics

You-you-you-oooLook like a dor-r-r-kYou act like a dorkMost of the time, alsoYou're a dor-r-r-r-k(Butt rash, butt rash, butt ra-iee-ah-iee-ash)You are a double-dork butt rash(Butt ...Read Full Lyrics

FZ: [...] I'll tell you what the story is on the recording of this material. I don't want to take it into the studio until you can play all that stuff from memory and it feels natu...Read Full Lyrics

FZ: Awright. This is it. This is the Big One. Happy Halloween Everybody! Hi Debbie.Audient: !!!This is Frank Zappa on Halloween and he's like Guy Lombardo on New Years!!FZ: Awright...Read Full Lyrics

Once upon a time, a record company had A&R people in it who would take a chance, make a decision, use their gut reaction, sign a group, and see what they could do with it. Okay? Th...Read Full Lyrics

Interviewer: Who came up with the name "Mothers of Invention"?FZ: I did.Interviewer: Just . . . ?FZ: Well, it was sort of forced upon me because, uh, the group was originally calle...Read Full Lyrics

Interviewer: How did the group get together?FZ: They were working, uh . . . the lead singer Ray, the bass player Roy, and one of the drummers, Jim, were all working in a bar, in a ...Read Full Lyrics

Going back again to see that girlI left behind me when I went outTo see this great big worldI hope that she feels the same about meAs she did before I went outTo see this great big...Read Full Lyrics