Bedtime Story Lyrics

Acting like black sabbath is lots of fun Their records sound so heavy when I turn them on I jump up and down and pretend I'm them I can almost make the change Tony Iommi is my god...Read Full Lyrics

America as often been called the land of opportunity But you better be careful which one you choose 'cause it might come with a penalty There's lots of good jobs working in a facto...Read Full Lyrics

Oh eee ooo awe - oh eee ooo hey Oh eee ooo awe - oh eee ooo hey Ben gets off Ben gets off...Read Full Lyrics

You have sinned so you must die Die sinner die You will bring on the red tide Die sinner die Jerry Falwell's god sez that war is good At least that's what they tell us and christia...Read Full Lyrics

Things will never be the same now that you've got that shitty name She can't even go to school until she thinks to kill is cool Everyone hates Christina Bin Laden Everyday she liv...Read Full Lyrics

One day when I was home alone Just me and the dog holding the phone I gave my pal a piece of cheese It was limberger the cheese that pleezes Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh he had to go Oo o...Read Full Lyrics

You created your character But your destiny is ruled by the die of six You're standing at the edge of churning black water A tributary of the river Styxx I am the master of this wo...Read Full Lyrics

In the 70's I used to hang around in bars I'd let myself get picked up by jocks with sports cars I'd let them take me back to their place Where I'd suck and fuck and fuck and suck ...Read Full Lyrics

It was a quarter to twelve and we were rocking I put my money on the bar, I heard the devil knocking We played some drinking games while the band was thrashing And a fight broke ou...Read Full Lyrics

Bill and Tammy Bakker were messengers of God and the Bank of America Tammy sprays on some makeup, pops some downers and says this must be heaven Jim is in the bedroom converting ho...Read Full Lyrics