Here Today, Guano Tomorrow Lyrics

I am a lazy c*** spend most my time getting drunk I don't have a fancy car and I don't drink in classy bars The older I get the closer I am To the side of the road and the garbage...Read Full Lyrics

Well Billy is a boy who has a few ideas of his own He has a habitrail maze with 35 hamsters in his home He takes them to the disco where everybody loves him They cover them with ne...Read Full Lyrics

I can do whatever I want Cause I am my own god Don't have to worry if it's right or wrong Cause I am my own god...Read Full Lyrics

Let's kill that kid cause he's a jerk Let's kill his friends cause they look worse Let's rape that chick cause she's a slut And we're real horny and we wanna get fucked...Read Full Lyrics

Would you push your mother in front of a train Just to get some cocaine for your veins Or would you stuck your dope dealers cock If he'd let you smoke another rock No one takes it...Read Full Lyrics

I got a few bucks and nothing to do Let's spend some quality time, just me and you I don't give a shit how I feel tomorrow I wanna do it right now cause all my time is borrowed L...Read Full Lyrics

I couldn't stand their attitude for another day They were trying to synchronize me so I blew them away My daddy was a bitch he screwed around with my dog and cat My mommy satisfied...Read Full Lyrics

Oh my girl she's a bit homely She's got a few fleas and a touch of the mange On fact she's so oh oh oh oh so god damn ugly Oh my girl she's got a big sticky tongue Four hairy legs ...Read Full Lyrics

You know the world is ruled by a couple of dozen pricks I sure hope that they don't shoot too quick My erection - is all i can feel My erection - is all i can see My erection - is...Read Full Lyrics

I'm proud to be a Canadian Pass me another beer I'm proud to be a Canadian Hold my seat while i take a piss Our prime minister sucks dogshit through his nose His ex-wife gets brow...Read Full Lyrics