Dream Date Of The 90's Lyrics

It was a quarter to twelve and we were rocking I put my money on the bar, I heard the devil knocking We played some drinking games while the band was thrashing And a fight broke ou...Read Full Lyrics

Bill and Tammy Bakker were messengers of God and the Bank of America Tammy sprays on some makeup, pops some downers and says this must be heaven Jim is in the bedroom converting ho...Read Full Lyrics

I am a lazy c*** spend most my time getting drunk I don't have a fancy car and I don't drink in classy bars The older I get the closer I am To the side of the road and the garbage...Read Full Lyrics

Well Billy is a boy who has a few ideas of his own He has a habitrail maze with 35 hamsters in his home He takes them to the disco where everybody loves him They cover them with ne...Read Full Lyrics

I can do whatever I want Cause I am my own god Don't have to worry if it's right or wrong Cause I am my own god...Read Full Lyrics

Let's kill that kid cause he's a jerk Let's kill his friends cause they look worse Let's rape that chick cause she's a slut And we're real horny and we wanna get fucked...Read Full Lyrics

Would you push your mother in front of a train Just to get some cocaine for your veins Or would you stuck your dope dealers cock If he'd let you smoke another rock No one takes it...Read Full Lyrics

I got a few bucks and nothing to do Let's spend some quality time, just me and you I don't give a shit how I feel tomorrow I wanna do it right now cause all my time is borrowed L...Read Full Lyrics

I couldn't stand their attitude for another day They were trying to synchronize me so I blew them away My daddy was a bitch he screwed around with my dog and cat My mommy satisfied...Read Full Lyrics

Oh my girl she's a bit homely She's got a few fleas and a touch of the mange On fact she's so oh oh oh oh so god damn ugly Oh my girl she's got a big sticky tongue Four hairy legs ...Read Full Lyrics