Beer 'n Weed Lyrics

Hiding in the bushesLurking in the shadesKnow I will be watchingYour every moveI call you on the phoneWhen you are home aloneThe only thing you hear is...[breathing sounds]I knock ...Read Full Lyrics

Rape2K!Rape2K is what I sayRape2K is here todayRape2K is here to stay'Cuz Rape2K is A-Okay[x2]Rape2K![x4]Yeah!...Read Full Lyrics

Sexual predation is sweepin' the nationSo get yourself a bitch and scratch that itchGet yourself a girl tonightAnd if that bitch puts up a fightDick her ass all over the placeBlast...Read Full Lyrics

They call me "The Raper"I drive a van with the windows blacked outThey call me "The Raper"It's insulated so you can't hear 'em shoutThey call me "The Raper"My t-shirt is two sizes ...Read Full Lyrics

34C's not good enough for meI need to have at least a 'D'[x2]Big ones, round ones, fat ones tooThe itty-bitty-titty ones just won't do[x2]34C's not good enough for meI need to have...Read Full Lyrics

On a canvas of brake lights, street signs and garbage cansHe's a face without a name, with a pair of outstretched handsAnd me I'm just an asshole living in a priviledged lifeWonder...Read Full Lyrics

Are you ready? Here we go!Slow, slowCreep creep slow[x2]Countdown, it's getting to the rape timeGametes I blast right in your eyesMa says I'm gonna be the first oneTo rape bitches ...Read Full Lyrics

When you're mackingOn a chickDown at the local barYou'll find out conversationDoesn't get you very farBringing home the ladiesIs much easier than you thinkAll you have to do isIs s...Read Full Lyrics

Today was gonna be the day i was gonna tell you we were through,Until i came to your house and i noticed something new with you.I couldnt believe my eyes i kept on thinking to myse...Read Full Lyrics

[Parody of "She Hates Me" by Puddle Of Mudd"]Met a girl over the netSaved our chats on a floppy disketteIt went well for a week or twoThen it all came ungluedOne night she said "br...Read Full Lyrics