Beer Ain't Drinkin' Lyrics

Wanna go back home, back to North CarolinaWanna go back home and see my dadWanna go back home, back to North CarolinaWanna go back to the things I hadWanna go back home, back to No...Read Full Lyrics

I'm on death rowI'm waiting to go, yeah yeahYeah, I'm waiting to dieNow Uncle Mex pleaded guilty to being aliveHis mother begged the governor let her be by his sideAnd had me some ...Read Full Lyrics

Say man, what is that funky smellAnd that big brown thing coming out of that dog's tail?Smells worse than the U.S. SenateThe guy in front of me, he just stepped in itWell, it's dog...Read Full Lyrics

1, 2, 3I'm drunk, but standing upHey 'keep, fill up my cupTo the brim with Black LabelI'll drink the world under the tableGimme whisky, gimme wineGonna blow up my mindI'm off of wo...Read Full Lyrics

Tulane and Monty opened a record storeUnderneath the counter they kept the bootlegs and moreEverything was clicking, Lord, the business was good'Til one day, man, there an officer ...Read Full Lyrics

Well, my baby's liquored up and she's talkin' to my friendsAbout this, that, and nothin', then starts it all againHead like a powder keg, lips set on fireShe's lookin' for a sucker...Read Full Lyrics

Okay, wait, maybe we shouldMaybe we should launch some airplanes during the songCan I ask you how, if you got an ending?No, we ain't got no endingWhat do you think about that, Spar...Read Full Lyrics

Get me out of this townGod, I hate this placeYeah, I'd get better luck gettin' laidIn outer spaceYeah, there's billions of women waiting for meLord have mercy, I gotta, I gotta be ...Read Full Lyrics

I love you more than bigfoot trucksI love you more than shootin' ducksI love you more than the pool hallBut not as much as footballI love you more than Richard PettyI love you more...Read Full Lyrics

Lifestyle stormtroopersWant us all think alikeBut you're stompin' on libertyWith all your idiot mightWon't drink a Coors bulletBut you love that MichelobMeanwhile Anheuser-BuschIs ...Read Full Lyrics