I'm Drunk Lyrics

Tulane and Monty opened a record storeUnderneath the counter they kept the bootlegs and moreEverything was clicking, Lord, the business was good'Til one day, man, there an officer ...Read Full Lyrics

Well, my baby's liquored up and she's talkin' to my friendsAbout this, that, and nothin', then starts it all againHead like a powder keg, lips set on fireShe's lookin' for a sucker...Read Full Lyrics

Okay, wait, maybe we shouldMaybe we should launch some airplanes during the songCan I ask you how, if you got an ending?No, we ain't got no endingWhat do you think about that, Spar...Read Full Lyrics

Get me out of this townGod, I hate this placeYeah, I'd get better luck gettin' laidIn outer spaceYeah, there's billions of women waiting for meLord have mercy, I gotta, I gotta be ...Read Full Lyrics

I love you more than bigfoot trucksI love you more than shootin' ducksI love you more than the pool hallBut not as much as footballI love you more than Richard PettyI love you more...Read Full Lyrics

Lifestyle stormtroopersWant us all think alikeBut you're stompin' on libertyWith all your idiot mightWon't drink a Coors bulletBut you love that MichelobMeanwhile Anheuser-BuschIs ...Read Full Lyrics

Buck up and stop your whinin'You evil punk faceBuck up and stop your whinin'You pitiful disgraceSome people got problemsBut, baby, you ain't one of themYeah, you invented fake hist...Read Full Lyrics

Girlfriend's in a coma, I know it's seriousGirlfriend in a coma, I know it's seriousThere were times when I could have murdered her, oh yeahI would do anything not to have to hurt ...Read Full Lyrics

Brothers and sistersFriends of the revolutionLet me tell ya somethin'In the beginning, there was pleasureAnd it was goodAnd four bars and seven drinks agoIn order to form a more pe...Read Full Lyrics

Don't ask me why I drinkDon't ask me why I drinkDon't ask me why I drinkThe reason's worse than you thinkDon't ask me why I drinkDon't ask me why I drinkDon't ask me why I drinkThe...Read Full Lyrics