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Lifestyle stormtroopersWant us all think alikeBut you're stompin' on libertyWith all your idiot mightWon't drink a Coors bulletBut you love that MichelobMeanwhile Anheuser-BuschIs ...Read Full Lyrics

Buck up and stop your whinin'You evil punk faceBuck up and stop your whinin'You pitiful disgraceSome people got problemsBut, baby, you ain't one of themYeah, you invented fake hist...Read Full Lyrics

Girlfriend's in a coma, I know it's seriousGirlfriend in a coma, I know it's seriousThere were times when I could have murdered her, oh yeahI would do anything not to have to hurt ...Read Full Lyrics

Brothers and sistersFriends of the revolutionLet me tell ya somethin'In the beginning, there was pleasureAnd it was goodAnd four bars and seven drinks agoIn order to form a more pe...Read Full Lyrics

Don't ask me why I drinkDon't ask me why I drinkDon't ask me why I drinkThe reason's worse than you thinkDon't ask me why I drinkDon't ask me why I drinkDon't ask me why I drinkThe...Read Full Lyrics

Oh, baby here we goMy T.V. is watchin' meMy T.V. is watchin' meL. Ron Hubbard is messin' with meThe bats are flying Baby can't you see?The CBS eye is watchin' meI need my lithiumBa...Read Full Lyrics

Take a look in my eyesTake a look in my eyesTake a look in my eyesTake a look in my eyes(Take a look in my eyes) Can you see the hate?(Take a look in my eyes) Can you smell the fea...Read Full Lyrics

There must be lights burning brighter somewhere, my friendsGot to be birds, birds flying higher in a sky more blueIf I can dream of a better landWhere all my brothers walk hand in ...Read Full Lyrics

Well, I wanna taste your motherboardAnd click your scuzzy driveHoney, when you fell me power upThat won't be Intel insideIt's laptop or lap danceAnd honey, you gotta decideAre you ...Read Full Lyrics

Country Dick was a manBig as the Rio GrandeHis voice did boom like thunderBut that evil rotten turdMr. Mike PervLaid Country Dick six feet underCountry Dick played the drumsLike he...Read Full Lyrics