Grandpa Got Run Over By A Beer Truck Lyrics

1. I was cleaning out my toilet bowl When your birthday came to mind So I sat right down to write for you A happy birthday rhyme So here's A birthday song I wrote To tell you how I...Read Full Lyrics

1. I remember back in 58 when I was just A lad I went up to the copper country hunting with my dad The ground was bare and frozen so we couldn't track no deer So my old man got his...Read Full Lyrics

1. His name is johnny peckanen He was hatched up in ahmeek Worked the white pine copper mine Seven days a week When copper took a nose dive He got his walking papers Had to sell th...Read Full Lyrics

(Female vocal) 1. Shut the door young man and put down those books Don't stand there giving me those dirty looks I saw you kicking that sweet little girl That little ronette with t...Read Full Lyrics

1. First thing you did on the day we met You took away my cigarettes Once you got my nicotine You nagged until I quit caffeine But you weren't satisfied with that You told me I was...Read Full Lyrics

1. I wake up in the morning and it's forty below The weatherman tells me it's too cold to snow I look out the window and I know that he's lying My car's out of sight and the snows ...Read Full Lyrics

1. I wake up to A nightmare His armpits in my face It's making gastric noises And stinking up the place His teeth are in the coffee cup On the night stand by my bed There's A smell...Read Full Lyrics

1. You used to take my parking in your rusty chevrolet Wed go out to the palmer dump and watch the bears at play Now the honeymoon is over you don't take me anyplace You just lay t...Read Full Lyrics

Dashing through the snow In my Rusty Chevrolet Down the road I go Sliding all the way I need new piston rings I need some new snow tires My car is held together By a piece...Read Full Lyrics

1. Ruthie roll over you're killing me You aint as light as you used to be You're up there having all that fun I'm down here wishing you were done Hurry up ruthie now finish up quic...Read Full Lyrics