Diarrhea Lyrics

1. 20 yoopers in A pontoon boat Driven by my buddy mike We're fishin out on the basin For alligator walleye pike Emil brought his tv And routies beagle fred He's too old to drive A...Read Full Lyrics

1. Some guys like that bottled beer Some like it in A can Some say A keg's the best beer For A real beer drinking man Everyone has their favorite But on one thing they agree The gr...Read Full Lyrics

1. The boss been on my butt all week Hes lucky that I even show up Da old ladies bitchin constantly To give my beerin up She listens to the mother-In-Law bitch About living them ye...Read Full Lyrics

[Chorus] Grandpa got run over by a beer truck Coming out of woody's christmas day Grandma got a job out at the brewery I never knew that she could drive that way 1. Grandpa was out...Read Full Lyrics

1. I was cleaning out my toilet bowl When your birthday came to mind So I sat right down to write for you A happy birthday rhyme So here's A birthday song I wrote To tell you how I...Read Full Lyrics

1. I remember back in 58 when I was just A lad I went up to the copper country hunting with my dad The ground was bare and frozen so we couldn't track no deer So my old man got his...Read Full Lyrics

1. His name is johnny peckanen He was hatched up in ahmeek Worked the white pine copper mine Seven days a week When copper took a nose dive He got his walking papers Had to sell th...Read Full Lyrics

(Female vocal) 1. Shut the door young man and put down those books Don't stand there giving me those dirty looks I saw you kicking that sweet little girl That little ronette with t...Read Full Lyrics

1. First thing you did on the day we met You took away my cigarettes Once you got my nicotine You nagged until I quit caffeine But you weren't satisfied with that You told me I was...Read Full Lyrics

1. I wake up in the morning and it's forty below The weatherman tells me it's too cold to snow I look out the window and I know that he's lying My car's out of sight and the snows ...Read Full Lyrics