Being A Trident, That'll Learn 'Em Lyrics

Late news breaking this just in yeah, cool 'n' out! God sure baked a lot of fruitcake, baby When Adam met the Eden lady They're walking the streets And they're driving cars They...Read Full Lyrics

Well it happens what you saw it wasn't real to meI was hiding from my heartwhen I see you laughing all I want is to hold you therebut it's just a memory that I'll never get backI d...Read Full Lyrics

Its your fault cause you haven't Found your reasons Why you couldn't change yourself You were blinded But you see through The walls that hold you Hey if you want my love You ...Read Full Lyrics

Too many six packsFor one guyTo be buyingToo many brewskiesFor one manTo guzzle downThat’s a whole lot of hops nowLots of barleyYou’re always burpingAnd taking a peeBetter watc...Read Full Lyrics

All the land’s been boughtBy some folks from LACondos going onEach and every dayI wish they’d all go homeGo back to from where they cameCalifornians leavin’ would really make...Read Full Lyrics

Well I got a new kitty catMy wife won’t let that kitty outI bought a brand new litter boxBut it’s stinkin’ up the houseI tried the sand and gravel stuffI tried deodorizin’ ...Read Full Lyrics

It’s all coming down again.I’ve seen this happen before.They’ll call you "bitch," and me, "the faggot."I say, "I’m ok, but what about you?" As we’regoing for a walk.A mil...Read Full Lyrics

I’m coming down with this infection.It’s hurting me, but still I do this on purpose.I’m coming down with this infection.On late night walks, we ran right through ourneighborâ...Read Full Lyrics

Dick Cheney’s got a gunDick Cheney’s got a gunThe safety’s come undoneSquinting in the Texas sunWhat did our leader do?Who’d he put a bullet through?They say when Cheney go...Read Full Lyrics

"It’s all a front.It’s all and act," they say,but what do they know?But c’mon, who’s to say that I’m notlike this?Slipped once, slipped twice...but whatabout your temper?...Read Full Lyrics