Californians Leavin' Lyrics

Well I got a new kitty catMy wife won’t let that kitty outI bought a brand new litter boxBut it’s stinkin’ up the houseI tried the sand and gravel stuffI tried deodorizin’ ...Read Full Lyrics

It’s all coming down again.I’ve seen this happen before.They’ll call you "bitch," and me, "the faggot."I say, "I’m ok, but what about you?" As we’regoing for a walk.A mil...Read Full Lyrics

I’m coming down with this infection.It’s hurting me, but still I do this on purpose.I’m coming down with this infection.On late night walks, we ran right through ourneighborâ...Read Full Lyrics

Dick Cheney’s got a gunDick Cheney’s got a gunThe safety’s come undoneSquinting in the Texas sunWhat did our leader do?Who’d he put a bullet through?They say when Cheney go...Read Full Lyrics

"It’s all a front.It’s all and act," they say,but what do they know?But c’mon, who’s to say that I’m notlike this?Slipped once, slipped twice...but whatabout your temper?...Read Full Lyrics

Here I am, I’m clearing off the tabletops,anything to forget about you.And there you are, you’re packing up thepicture frames."Anything to forget aboutyou."I’m not ready for ...Read Full Lyrics

On Denny Way there is a bar they call the RazzmatazzWhere lots of geezers like to sit around and droolAnd they like to play pocket poolFalling off their stoolOn the corner there’...Read Full Lyrics

"We are the phonies.We are the fakes that eatgold crumbs from all your palms.We are thefrauds.We are the snakes.And we’re all winnershere."I’m putting the brass knuckles on.No ...Read Full Lyrics

A consumer AdvocateA breath of fresh airIn an otherwise smoky roomHe digs the Environment With just a little bit of anal retentionRalph Nader tells the crowdsHe’ll try to represe...Read Full Lyrics

Well, I was walking down the High Road And this guy stops me He'd just got in from New Zealand And he was looking for mushy peas I said, no, we hadn't really got 'em round here I s...Read Full Lyrics