Better Than Eddie Vedder Lyrics

I find it hard to talk With a black ball in my mouth Impossible to fart With a carrot up my ass My neighbours think I'm weird I do agree Whatever turns your crank Are you in...Read Full Lyrics

Penis severed off with a butcher knife Only to be sewn on a again A permanent notch on his crotch Will it ever stiffen again? He better keep it in his pants this time Or he ...Read Full Lyrics

Ashtray balanced on my chest Sucking on a cigarette If I dn't burn in hell I just might burn in bed Staring into a glowing red ember On a chilly morning in December I look ou...Read Full Lyrics

Stop the senseless killing Jesus is my chaffeur Honk if you're homo God drives a Ford! Do you ever read them? Bumper stickers Do you really need them? Bumper stickers If ...Read Full Lyrics

I had a dream that I saw Dean Yes, I saw Dino in my dream He had the body of an alien He was visiting planet Earth for the weekend Dean Martin was a Martian Approach with ex...Read Full Lyrics

You should've listened to your mother And ate your veggies when you were younger You should have listened to your parents And doubled up on your peas and carrots Even though ...Read Full Lyrics

Funny, I'm not familiar with this taste Are these ribs? Is this steak? I'd sure like to know what the hell this is I'm chewin' Holy Fuck! It's another human! Come with me, I'...Read Full Lyrics

A starlet lay dead Her blood's on the fridge Those hippies, they've gone too far Once, they were passive they've done too much acid While freaking out at the farm Charlie i...Read Full Lyrics

It happened so fast He didn't have time to think Or maybe he had too much A bit too much to drink When he went riding off Into the bright sunshine It turned out to be The...Read Full Lyrics

Pulled a muscle Popped a joint My useless body is falling apart I used to be limber I used to have finesse Now I'm just a pencil neck But it wasn't always this way I reme...Read Full Lyrics