Don't Have The Cow Lyrics

Funny, I'm not familiar with this taste Are these ribs? Is this steak? I'd sure like to know what the hell this is I'm chewin' Holy Fuck! It's another human! Come with me, I'...Read Full Lyrics

A starlet lay dead Her blood's on the fridge Those hippies, they've gone too far Once, they were passive they've done too much acid While freaking out at the farm Charlie i...Read Full Lyrics

It happened so fast He didn't have time to think Or maybe he had too much A bit too much to drink When he went riding off Into the bright sunshine It turned out to be The...Read Full Lyrics

Pulled a muscle Popped a joint My useless body is falling apart I used to be limber I used to have finesse Now I'm just a pencil neck But it wasn't always this way I reme...Read Full Lyrics

Dogboy climbed the tower Not sure if he'd jump or fall The driver of the big black Hearse He sat there waiting Waiting for the worst Waiting for the word Dogtown was elat...Read Full Lyrics

God forgive me for I have sinned I've killed all of my family, all of my kin I've lost all control, I may do it again Please rid this world of this devil within me I feel gui...Read Full Lyrics

Had a gaggle of friends in high school I know none of them now Cleared my memory of them Here's what I heard through the rumour mill 'So and so's' a lawyer 'You know who's...Read Full Lyrics

I know more than you! No! I know more than you We can go for coffee We can sit and talk You can do the sitting While I do all the talking I think I'm pretty smart And I'm ...Read Full Lyrics

I used to write songs cursing the government I used to write songs about how much the system sucks I used to write songs about how we're all getting fucked But now I write songs...Read Full Lyrics

Eric got a speeding ticket Eric stepped in human shit He's had a bad day now Eric drank a pint of salsa Then he went into convulsions He's had a bad day now Eric bought a new...Read Full Lyrics