Elfie Schlegel Lyrics

Dogboy climbed the tower Not sure if he'd jump or fall The driver of the big black Hearse He sat there waiting Waiting for the worst Waiting for the word Dogtown was elat...Read Full Lyrics

God forgive me for I have sinned I've killed all of my family, all of my kin I've lost all control, I may do it again Please rid this world of this devil within me I feel gui...Read Full Lyrics

Had a gaggle of friends in high school I know none of them now Cleared my memory of them Here's what I heard through the rumour mill 'So and so's' a lawyer 'You know who's...Read Full Lyrics

I know more than you! No! I know more than you We can go for coffee We can sit and talk You can do the sitting While I do all the talking I think I'm pretty smart And I'm ...Read Full Lyrics

I used to write songs cursing the government I used to write songs about how much the system sucks I used to write songs about how we're all getting fucked But now I write songs...Read Full Lyrics

Eric got a speeding ticket Eric stepped in human shit He's had a bad day now Eric drank a pint of salsa Then he went into convulsions He's had a bad day now Eric bought a new...Read Full Lyrics

I wonder what Mom and Dad Would say I wouldn't want to bring them shame I know one day I'll have to tell them Oh yes I'll tell them about 'it' My lovely little Frankenstein...Read Full Lyrics

The pressure builds up deep inside But there's no hope to run and hide It's gonna make you sweat, you're gonna end up wet It's no wonder why I'm so scared I'm real scared, no...Read Full Lyrics

He has two heads and he has three legs He has no tail what a crying shame There is nothing for him to wag To let us know that he's happy Is he rabid? no. Is he rabid? no. H...Read Full Lyrics

Won't you come to my place And see my collection of mold It hangs off the ceiling Covers half the floor No mold's too old In the fringe, you can feast your eyes Upon many a f...Read Full Lyrics