Betty Ford's Clinic Lyrics

Who cares, if it's fiction of fact? The editorial management, they know where it's at, Power to crush, power to praise, They are lost in a dimwitted daze, Originallity really sucks...Read Full Lyrics

Billy knows who he wants to be, He wants to be a non-entity. The thing about Billy is he ain't too bright, He don't open his eyes or he sees the light. Billy, get a life! [Repe...Read Full Lyrics

Stood next to me. The first degree. I saw it fall, And hit the floor. Did you spill my pint? I've got no beer. It means I'm queer. I'll start a fight - Punch out your lights. Di...Read Full Lyrics

Is that your gut? Or the front of a bus? You should be ashamed of yourself. You look like a baloon, 'Cos you're so full of lard, It's good for none of our health. You fat bastard F...Read Full Lyrics

One, two, three, four. My name's Mr. Normaltyon, I'm just an ordinary typr of bloke, My life's mundane, I hate my job, My life's mundane, I'm uch a knob. I don't go icky ficky, I d...Read Full Lyrics

Too much too high You smoke, you die Flying killer cobs from the planet Bob, His mega mental shooter stuck in your gob, Flying killer cobs from the planet Bob, You're in big troud ...Read Full Lyrics

My boss at work, Is such a twat, He wants to spank my bottom, With a cricket bat. He says he'll use, A Gunn and Moore, And spank my bottom 'till, It's really sore. Ooh he spanks me...Read Full Lyrics

Big Green Hungry Mean Maim mower, maim Inyour garden on your lawn, With your mower, Bobbing along doing jobs, Thinking life's just fine, Youbend down, the mower frowns, You wonder ...Read Full Lyrics

Big and fat and bouncy, Rectangle on the floor, You bounce and bouncer, 'Till you can't take anymore, You'll bounce for ever, you try and look so mean, You'll wish you'd never been...Read Full Lyrics

When King Arthur sat down, On the river bank, He had a mighty vision, It really was quite wank. Lancer with your zancer Oi, Arthur, Come over here, Take thi sword, Now fuck off. No...Read Full Lyrics