Blue Jeans Lyrics

i hear his camp i going to folda west coast paperprinted something they were tolda substance back in school he smokedwas named in great detailand no one wouldsay how the story brok...Read Full Lyrics

now for anyone who rememberstheir pre-teenage septembersgoin' back to classand taking sex-ed at schoolwell i already learned all about womenfrom doin' all my swimmin'wearing goggle...Read Full Lyrics

breaking hearts in Halifax countythe three fine daughtersof farmer brownturning heads of the boysin the schoolyardcatching whistles fromthe men downtownno one knows why they went r...Read Full Lyrics

mama always told her jenny girlone day it'll be rightthere's a man around the cornerjust waiting to hold you tightso she went to the local mixershe asked a boy to dancehe turned ar...Read Full Lyrics

I woke up today Didnt feel like i had slept at all Just another restless night Such a reckless life I wish that i could take it slow Live it simple day by day But theres always som...Read Full Lyrics

Hello, this is "Weird Al" Yankovic.You know, some of my favorite memories are those of Christmastime. I still remember when I was a little boy, just waiting for the big day. Mom wo...Read Full Lyrics

In the year of 1970Underneath the old smogberry treeFirst was heard a man that we all knowThe one and only Dr. DementoNixon, Ford, and Carter, Reagan tooRemember all they did and d...Read Full Lyrics

I do not like Green Eggs and HamI do not like themSam, I amI do not like them here or thereI do not like them anywhereI do not like them in a boatI would not, could not, with a goa...Read Full Lyrics

Hi, this is "Weird Al" Yankovic, and I'd just like to take this opportunity to say:Merry ChristmasMerry ChristmasMerry ChristmasHello, this is "Weird Al" Yankovic, hoping that your...Read Full Lyrics

Hi, this is "Weird Al" Yankovic. Remember, if you have one or two of those traditional blueberry daiquiris this holiday season, please, let somebody else driveHello, this is "Weird...Read Full Lyrics