The Three Fine Daughters Of Farmer Brown Lyrics

mama always told her jenny girlone day it'll be rightthere's a man around the cornerjust waiting to hold you tightso she went to the local mixershe asked a boy to dancehe turned ar...Read Full Lyrics

I woke up today Didnt feel like i had slept at all Just another restless night Such a reckless life I wish that i could take it slow Live it simple day by day But theres always som...Read Full Lyrics

Hello, this is "Weird Al" Yankovic.You know, some of my favorite memories are those of Christmastime. I still remember when I was a little boy, just waiting for the big day. Mom wo...Read Full Lyrics

In the year of 1970Underneath the old smogberry treeFirst was heard a man that we all knowThe one and only Dr. DementoNixon, Ford, and Carter, Reagan tooRemember all they did and d...Read Full Lyrics

I do not like Green Eggs and HamI do not like themSam, I amI do not like them here or thereI do not like them anywhereI do not like them in a boatI would not, could not, with a goa...Read Full Lyrics

Hi, this is "Weird Al" Yankovic, and I'd just like to take this opportunity to say:Merry ChristmasMerry ChristmasMerry ChristmasHello, this is "Weird Al" Yankovic, hoping that your...Read Full Lyrics

Hi, this is "Weird Al" Yankovic. Remember, if you have one or two of those traditional blueberry daiquiris this holiday season, please, let somebody else driveHello, this is "Weird...Read Full Lyrics

It was just the other dayWhen we went to Joe's CafeJust to order up a couple steaks to eatBut we noticed something wrongAll the Worcestershire was goneBut the waitress brought a di...Read Full Lyrics

Some bread, you can get bargain-pricedAnd every loaf you buy begins with a singular sliceBut you know it will go stale againAlways does, its just a question of whenI've lived long ...Read Full Lyrics

Well, I stare at myself in the mirrorWhen I wake up every mornAnd I marvel at how great I've beenSince the day that I was bornI've made so many albumsI've run out of things to name...Read Full Lyrics