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I let my thirsty boots wander all over And they come home with lies about women And in the evening toe up to the stars Sun is comin' up and somethings feelin' funky Old moldy korn...Read Full Lyrics

You might say someone else said it Some worse some better then I You might see someone taking pictures They can't put them back and I will tell you why Cause even when originals ar...Read Full Lyrics

Let me tell you bout a friend of mine His name is boll weevil, check him out Spends all day On his big butt And he don't ever, ever get outside I come to visit, I bring some sunsh...Read Full Lyrics

My father went to the country club My mother drove Mercedes around I never got dirty or sweaty I never had to change my underwear Oh, I never had to change my underwear at all I'm ...Read Full Lyrics

Three pm and she's under the covers Dumpster breath she's my hungover lover Strong as steel, four olive martini Hand on her head and one on my weinie She's in bed, she's suckin' o...Read Full Lyrics

Well.. I.. Happened to.. Find me a buggy Coming out from under a rock in the grass, yeah He got his bug luggage No time to talk he's walkin' fast, yeah Said he's heading for a log...Read Full Lyrics

I caught a glimpse of Carolyn's Bootie As she was going from the bathroom into my bedroom (into my bedroom) Somethin' about a curse did something to my penis She's got the curves j...Read Full Lyrics

The sugar's only sweetness, Salt is ocean tears And you were my only weakness For years and years and years You little (yo) sweetie You were hiding in a jar Now my mind is gone com...Read Full Lyrics

You've been kickin' on me I've been kickin' on you You've been kickin' my tree just to suck on the fruit Mop up my troubles and you throw the old sad days away I've been pickin' y...Read Full Lyrics

Merry Christmas everyone Ha ha ha ha Thankyou! Christmas.... Christmas piglet in the snow Holy piglet aren't you cold? (Chris..)Little piglet in the snow Holy piglet ho ho ho Roc...Read Full Lyrics