I, man, am regal -- a German am I
Never odd or even
If I had a hi-fi
Madam, I'm Adam
Too hot to hoot
No lemons, no melon
Too bad I hid a boot
Lisa Bonet ate no basil
Warsaw was raw...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
Now, you won't find me braggin'
'Bout my big green station wagon
Or tellin' 'bout the traffic laws I'm breakin'
Everybody knows that I wouldn't dare
Match my wits with a red Corvai...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
Happened one day in the studio
Dancing around in a do-si-do
The purple monstrosity was waving his arms
We were falling victim to his evil charms
He brushed against a candle and he ...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
[parody of desperado by the eagles]
Avocado,
What makes you think you're so holy?
Youre gonna be guacamole before too long.
Oh, you're a green one,
You know that you're out of sea...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
Yo ulonda!
Check that home girl's butt out!
Um hm girl!
It's so flat!
You tell it like it is ieesha!
She looks like one of them... Lawyer's girlfriends,
Her butt, is just so smal...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
[Inhale]
Beautiful tats
All over my back
Makes me so proud
I'm gonna shout it out loud
I got another tattoo baby
Yeah another tatto baby
(A-noth-noth-nother tattoo)
(Noth noth noth...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
Cut my life into pieces
This is my last resort
Suffocation, no breathing
Don't give a (bleep) if I cut my arm bleeding
This is my last resort
'Cause I'm losing my sight, losing my...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
(parody of Queen's Another One Bites the Dust)
Riding in the bus down the boulevard
And the place was pretty packed (Yeah!)
Couldn't find a seat so I had to stand
With the pervert...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain
I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain
But that's just perfect for an Amish like me
You know, I shun fancy thin...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
Way back when I was just a little bitty boy living in a box under the stairs in the corner of the basement of the house half a block down the street from Jerry's Bait shop
You know...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic