Bottle Lyrics

It's a broad lic nic And I'll tell you while I'm able Or I'll smash your skull If you're not drinking up Black Label It's a hard man's drink And though the bottle's broken Put your...Read Full Lyrics

Lordy, Lordy, Lordy Lordy, Lordy, Lordy When Jonah walked down into that whale (Lordy, Lordy, Lordy into that whale) He thought that he was walking down into Hell (Lordy, Lordy, L...Read Full Lyrics

Mao, Mao, Mao, Mao, Mao, Mao... My tag's Tall Tim (No need to shout!) I said that's my name (So don't wear it out!) You see me here, I'm burning hot I'm a juicy hamburger cos I've...Read Full Lyrics

The carnal carnival is in town I think I'm going down (And we will) The sexual festival's such a thrill It makes me just want to Kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill Kill, kill, kill...Read Full Lyrics

I went out to the slug and toad Drinking with the lads They disappeared at closing time And left me with the tab Someone slipped me a creme-de-menthe I confess I feel a little sick...Read Full Lyrics

He was quiet, he was shy A stay-at-home sort of guy Someone you'd trust your sister with Had a twinkle in his eye Yet they say he was psychotic They say psychotically disturbe...Read Full Lyrics

Loudly let the trumpets bray, Tum tum turrah! Tum tum turrah! Loudly bang the sounding brasses Shall we walk hand in hand through the park? We'll whisper sweet nothings and love s...Read Full Lyrics

Baby, do you understand me now? Sometimes I seem a little mad Don't you know no one alive Can always be an angel When things go wrong, you're bound to see some bad I'm just a soul...Read Full Lyrics

If you want to know who we are (If you want to know who we are) We are gentlemen of Japan (We are gentlemen of Japan) Shall I baby-sit for your sister Gwen? I shall run 'round her...Read Full Lyrics

I don't know much about art but I can tell you this: Duchamp's Urinal is a piece of piss Van Gogh cut off his ear to spite his face - so what! Me, I've got a message for the whole ...Read Full Lyrics