Brooks My Dog, The Box, Brian Sokel & Me Lyrics

Opened up a letter, I wrote to myself. It was postmarked 7 years before. What are the reasons why I don't want no babies? I will not insult intelligence and sit here and name these...Read Full Lyrics

You're too old and too smart Not to listen to Captain And I am too old and safe Not to stick my big mouth in. So stop it already And just think of something else And if you get re...Read Full Lyrics

When you think of a metal head, Tell me what comes to mind? Well maybe stone washed jeans a mullet? A guy who is evolutionary one step behind, Well when rob halford came out of the...Read Full Lyrics

Alright, ralph... Happy birthday... You freak... You're breakin' hearts and you're breakin' guitars Today's your birthday and you don't even know how old you are You're in love wit...Read Full Lyrics

This is a song about who kissed me on the face... It was new years eve and I was, All but weary, And then my girl, she decided to smooch Mary With no one to smooch I would not be c...Read Full Lyrics

It was new year's eve and I was all but wary. Then my girl she decided to smooch mary. No one to smooch I would not be caught dead. Then into the picture steppedmy good friend greg...Read Full Lyrics

If You Own the Washington Redskins You're a Cock Lyrics I like sports There are some things I force myself to miss Like I never met an athlete I like and hockey in Texas When it...Read Full Lyrics

Me and Jan and Brian bought a pretty little home. It was cheap and we split and we're fixing it up. So Mr. Sokol does everything rewires, fixes cracks. I can only break walls, move...Read Full Lyrics

I know. I could have been dead. My nose swelled up to the size of my head. The fucking gate, man, that shit was half lowered. I did not see it, so I put my gear in forward. And th...Read Full Lyrics

This guy jeb is from outer space. He showed me a smelly peacock and he peeled off his face. So i confronted him, before he could hide. He looked nervous and asked "atom, wanna go o...Read Full Lyrics