Bruce Campbell Lyrics

I'm a dog and I like socks I like socks I'm a dog Gimme that sock! OM NOM NOM We are dogs and we like socks We like socks we are dogs Dogs dogs dogs socks socks socks Dogs socks d...Read Full Lyrics

[Narrator:] What would you do for a Death Burger! [Drive-Thru:] Hi, welcome to Sonic! Can I take your order please? [Customer 1:] Yes! I would like a... Death Burger. [Drive-Thru:...Read Full Lyrics

[Spoken] Morning Sleepy Head! Time To Get Up! I said It's time to get up! Rise and shine, It's a whole new day full of opportunities and possibilities. I said [Screamed] Wake up...Read Full Lyrics

It's that time of year for goin' shopping It's that time of year for seein' grandma It's that time of year for lying to children That's right, Santa doesn't exist It's that time o...Read Full Lyrics

I hate doing laundry... I hate doing laundry... I hate doing laundry... Ah, Crap I got to do the dishes too I hate doing dishes... I hate doing dishes... I hate doing dishes.....Read Full Lyrics

Sick of being a loser Turned down at every turn! Tired of being rejected I'm the king of crash and burn. What am I gonna do now? I need a little plan... Wait! I bet they would wa...Read Full Lyrics

I know I promised I'd write you a love song But instead I just wrote you a drunk song Because love is pathetic But seventy proof is no less than poetic You look your best when my ...Read Full Lyrics

Joy to the world while you're decking all the halls Ya better watch out or we'll kick you in the balls Here we come a-wassailing Feliz Navidad Grandma got run over by a reindeer fa...Read Full Lyrics

Picture an elderly lady peeking through her blinds You wave her a friendly hello While she glares with judging eyes Her glasses held by chails on pointy 1960's frames They help her...Read Full Lyrics

Santa didn't keep his promise, so he's getting his cookies and milk NO MORE All I wanted to get for Christmas was a Boba Fett Still in original packaging, but Santa has abandoned ...Read Full Lyrics