In A Band To Get Chicks Lyrics

I know I promised I'd write you a love song But instead I just wrote you a drunk song Because love is pathetic But seventy proof is no less than poetic You look your best when my ...Read Full Lyrics

Joy to the world while you're decking all the halls Ya better watch out or we'll kick you in the balls Here we come a-wassailing Feliz Navidad Grandma got run over by a reindeer fa...Read Full Lyrics

Picture an elderly lady peeking through her blinds You wave her a friendly hello While she glares with judging eyes Her glasses held by chails on pointy 1960's frames They help her...Read Full Lyrics

Santa didn't keep his promise, so he's getting his cookies and milk NO MORE All I wanted to get for Christmas was a Boba Fett Still in original packaging, but Santa has abandoned ...Read Full Lyrics

Mustache? No Sideburns? No Goatee? Maybe Beard? BEARD! Do you feel alone? Do you feel neglected? Not doing to well with the ladies? Well I've got the solution for you! Low self es...Read Full Lyrics

Your pubes are on the soap cuz you never wash em off and I never say a thing There's wrappers on the floor and you never do the dishes and I never say a thing Well... I'll move yo...Read Full Lyrics

Tearin' down the road doin' ninety In my tiny little Volkswagen on my way to Get a tank of gas I passed a cop with a radar gun waitin' for a Sucker like me to drive by goin' way to...Read Full Lyrics

All hail President Rhino All hail rhinoceros commander-in-cheif Republicans think they got a solid economic platform Rhinoceros has two horns Democrats want to raise the tax on th...Read Full Lyrics

I'm depressed So I wrote this song To express Everything that's wrong Like my mother Wouldn't let me go to a rated are Cool movie At the theater with my friends And I know That y...Read Full Lyrics

I'm being watched by a duck And with a little bit of luck I can move away and never fear again I saw his beak he made a smirk Then he dunked his head to lurk And turned my blood to...Read Full Lyrics