Good Morning Lyrics

It's that time of year for goin' shopping It's that time of year for seein' grandma It's that time of year for lying to children That's right, Santa doesn't exist It's that time o...Read Full Lyrics

I hate doing laundry... I hate doing laundry... I hate doing laundry... Ah, Crap I got to do the dishes too I hate doing dishes... I hate doing dishes... I hate doing dishes.....Read Full Lyrics

Sick of being a loser Turned down at every turn! Tired of being rejected I'm the king of crash and burn. What am I gonna do now? I need a little plan... Wait! I bet they would wa...Read Full Lyrics

I know I promised I'd write you a love song But instead I just wrote you a drunk song Because love is pathetic But seventy proof is no less than poetic You look your best when my ...Read Full Lyrics

Joy to the world while you're decking all the halls Ya better watch out or we'll kick you in the balls Here we come a-wassailing Feliz Navidad Grandma got run over by a reindeer fa...Read Full Lyrics

Picture an elderly lady peeking through her blinds You wave her a friendly hello While she glares with judging eyes Her glasses held by chails on pointy 1960's frames They help her...Read Full Lyrics

Santa didn't keep his promise, so he's getting his cookies and milk NO MORE All I wanted to get for Christmas was a Boba Fett Still in original packaging, but Santa has abandoned ...Read Full Lyrics

Mustache? No Sideburns? No Goatee? Maybe Beard? BEARD! Do you feel alone? Do you feel neglected? Not doing to well with the ladies? Well I've got the solution for you! Low self es...Read Full Lyrics

Your pubes are on the soap cuz you never wash em off and I never say a thing There's wrappers on the floor and you never do the dishes and I never say a thing Well... I'll move yo...Read Full Lyrics

Tearin' down the road doin' ninety In my tiny little Volkswagen on my way to Get a tank of gas I passed a cop with a radar gun waitin' for a Sucker like me to drive by goin' way to...Read Full Lyrics