Getting Fatter All The Time Lyrics

Have yourself an Ozzy little Christmas Give a bat a bite Decorate your devil head with twinkling lights [Female singers] Ozzy Christmas Ozzy family Christmas Have yourself an Ozz...Read Full Lyrics

(Hello, I Love You - Doors) Hello I love you Lets get tested for aids You know I trust you But you can't tell these days Hello I love you Lets get tested for aids You know I want ...Read Full Lyrics

And now, I'm going to do a song with great social and political influence. It goes like this... Oh Lord, won't you buy me a Honda Accord. Mercedes insurance I cannot afford. If I d...Read Full Lyrics

I am Santa Claus Ho ho ho ho ho Flying Through the snow Can you hear him ho ho ho He's so full of cheer Only has to work one day a year Children in their beds Visions of sugar plum...Read Full Lyrics

Lately all the songs I write Are slow and on the mellow side. I used to stand on mtv, But now they bring a chair for me. Let me get a tube of ointment Let's rub my achy joints, A...Read Full Lyrics

I Can't Ski Babe (I Got You Babe - Sonny & Cher) Since he was young he loved the slopes Sonny loved careening through the snow Well I don't ski well, you know that's true I kissed...Read Full Lyrics

I came upon a roadkill deer A sorrowful sight to behold He lay upon the highway's edge His body was stiff and cold I bet he never saw the car Careening through the snow The...Read Full Lyrics

I Love Your Breasts The Way They Are (I Love You Just The Way You Are-Billy Joel) Don't go padding your bra to please me You never had much chest before mmmm And don't imagine you...Read Full Lyrics

I Shot The White House (I Shot The Sherrif - Eric Clapton) I shot the White House But I did not hit the President I shot the White House But I did not hit the President Firing ro...Read Full Lyrics

I'm a Weight Watcher, I'm a Weight Watcher, Watchin' food go by. My, my, my. I'm a Weight Watcher, I'm a plate watcher. Here comes a cream pie Mmmm, mmm, mmm. I was just a boy When...Read Full Lyrics