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Santa's helpers in the mall - new graffiti on the wall We're victimized by urban sprawl It's Christmas in la See the mansions of the stars - valet elves are parking cars Reindeer s...Read Full Lyrics

We both liked corn dogs at the start We once shared pastries from the cart I know that low cholesterol is good for my heart But these fights over what to eat are tearin' us apart W...Read Full Lyrics

Dictator in a polo shirt Dictator in a polo shirt A backwards society A non-aligned nation can't afford to buy starch No chance for dignity in our laundry When colonial powers were...Read Full Lyrics

(Eddie is a jinx) (Eddie is a jinx) Hey Eddie please don't help me This is a job I can do by myself There is no need for you to stay Please, Eddie, go away Oh Eddie can't you see h...Read Full Lyrics

Elwood Decker died the other day He was abstractly struck by a train He lived in Nipomo but he painted his own way He was tragically killed in the rain For 88 years he walked o...Read Full Lyrics

First I was a hippie Then I was a stockbroker Now I am a hippie again In the Summer of Love I was mellow and high I had my bus and my dog and everything I needed to get b...Read Full Lyrics

(You could be the President) (You could be the President) (One nation, oh my god) (You could be the President) I went to my dentist's at 3rd and Market That wisdom tooth had to go ...Read Full Lyrics

Down at the grocery store They got those things I like to eat Oh, yeah Down at the grocery store I got enough for a box of Cream of Wheat Oh, yeah Don't you know I'd rather have a ...Read Full Lyrics

Helmet Transcribed by Chris Vagnini ---------------------------------- I can remember how it started I'd follow the firemen I'd dreamed of the astronauts They looked so happy in th...Read Full Lyrics

There are two things I can't stand And one of them is your mom What is just as bad is your dad Why did we have to come? This is the Eighties, it should be understood That we s...Read Full Lyrics