Dictator In A Polo Shirt Lyrics

(Eddie is a jinx) (Eddie is a jinx) Hey Eddie please don't help me This is a job I can do by myself There is no need for you to stay Please, Eddie, go away Oh Eddie can't you see h...Read Full Lyrics

Elwood Decker died the other day He was abstractly struck by a train He lived in Nipomo but he painted his own way He was tragically killed in the rain For 88 years he walked o...Read Full Lyrics

First I was a hippie Then I was a stockbroker Now I am a hippie again In the Summer of Love I was mellow and high I had my bus and my dog and everything I needed to get b...Read Full Lyrics

(You could be the President) (You could be the President) (One nation, oh my god) (You could be the President) I went to my dentist's at 3rd and Market That wisdom tooth had to go ...Read Full Lyrics

Down at the grocery store They got those things I like to eat Oh, yeah Down at the grocery store I got enough for a box of Cream of Wheat Oh, yeah Don't you know I'd rather have a ...Read Full Lyrics

Helmet Transcribed by Chris Vagnini ---------------------------------- I can remember how it started I'd follow the firemen I'd dreamed of the astronauts They looked so happy in th...Read Full Lyrics

There are two things I can't stand And one of them is your mom What is just as bad is your dad Why did we have to come? This is the Eighties, it should be understood That we s...Read Full Lyrics

Is it something that I said That's made you feel bad? I'm so sorry that I hurt you and made you so sad. Is it something that I said? A year ago I was a happy man. She was my...Read Full Lyrics

They're coming... At the rate of 300 miles a year... They started in Brazil, And came north through Nicaragua We call them killer bees The Sandinistas call them their "freedom figh...Read Full Lyrics

She's so lazy Drives me crazy She's lazy Drives me crazy Something about her drives the boys wild Drives me crazy Something about her drives the boys wild She's so lazy Drives me c...Read Full Lyrics