Callin' In Sick Lyrics

Gonna buy me a condo Gonna buy me a Cuisinart Get a wall-to-wall carpeting Get a wallet full 'o credit cards I gonna buy me a condo, never have to mow de lawn I gonna get me da T-s...Read Full Lyrics

[parody of sister christian by night ranger] Burger king! What's the price for fries? Ill take the jumbo size! I need fast food tonight!...Read Full Lyrics

Get your program running Head out to the center Terminals are waiting For the data that you'll enter Everybody says that you're a nerd, but They should know that you just don't ca...Read Full Lyrics

We'd should kill him It be thrillin Just to kill him Lets hunt him down and shoot him in the head Lets beat the crap out of the sadam Lets hunt him down and shoot him in the head ...Read Full Lyrics

Gonna tell you a story About Chuck and Diane Couple British kids from The palace at Buckingham Chuckie wants to grow up And be a polo star And ride his little horsies All around t...Read Full Lyrics

[parody of my sharona by the knack] Goin to the market now, market now. I'm the citys biggest bologna buyer. Walkin down the shopping aisle, shopping aisle, Filling up my basket wi...Read Full Lyrics

I, man, am regal -- a German am I Never odd or even If I had a hi-fi Madam, I'm Adam Too hot to hoot No lemons, no melon Too bad I hid a boot Lisa Bonet ate no basil Warsaw was raw...Read Full Lyrics

Now, you won't find me braggin' 'Bout my big green station wagon Or tellin' 'bout the traffic laws I'm breakin' Everybody knows that I wouldn't dare Match my wits with a red Corvai...Read Full Lyrics

Happened one day in the studio Dancing around in a do-si-do The purple monstrosity was waving his arms We were falling victim to his evil charms He brushed against a candle and he ...Read Full Lyrics

[parody of desperado by the eagles] Avocado, What makes you think you're so holy? Youre gonna be guacamole before too long. Oh, you're a green one, You know that you're out of sea...Read Full Lyrics