Camp Bachelor Alma Mater Lyrics

Sometimes I kind of miss the old XJ-9 that we used to call JaneReally good at cleaning and we got along fine so I couldn't complainLately she'd been getting tangled up in the shag ...Read Full Lyrics

It's time for Rifftrax!And it's not an easy jobThey watch movies and thenMake up jokes about themAnd tell their jokes to microphonesPut the jokes into a fileOn a secret serverDeep ...Read Full Lyrics

Three camerasSeven diversThree divesFour hours driveOne new PA350 feet water80 miles of caveTwo hosts in need of wordsAnd my left arm is not workingI fear nothingAnymoreSee you all...Read Full Lyrics

I like dutyLet me talk about dutyWhy? Because it needs to get doneThis administration has failed to do itAnd now, we have an urgent dutyWe should do it nowDo it, and do it wellIf i...Read Full Lyrics

We want a podsafe Christmas songWe want a song that's safe to playDon't think us rudeWe don't want to get suedBy the thugs at the RIAAWe have been good the whole year longSanta don...Read Full Lyrics

Will you still need me? Will you still feed me?When I'm sixty- when I'm sixty-four?Will you still need me? Will you still feed me?When I'm sixty- when I'm sixty-four?When I'm sixty...Read Full Lyrics

I will clean up my toysI will brush my teeth twice a day, and wash my hands after going to the bathroom and before eatingI won't tease dogs - even friendly ones. I will avoid being...Read Full Lyrics

Who knows how long I've loved you?You know I love you stillWill I wait a lonely lifetime?If you want me to, I willAnd if I ever saw youI didn't catch your nameBut it never really m...Read Full Lyrics

I woke up with a headacheSlept too late and my coffee turned coldNobody got me my breakfastMy eyes are tired and my body feels oldAnd no one seems to careI'm looking at you when I ...Read Full Lyrics

If it doesn't kill you it'll make you strongerBut if it kills you you'll be deadUse flourescent bulbs they'll probably last longerBut the buzzing sound might hurt your headThere's ...Read Full Lyrics